Inside Out
I recently found myself wearing my underwear inside out at least once a week. People notice they wear their undies inside out when they take shower. Today I noticed it because some design of my underwear is not on the front, and I recalled I found the same thing last week, and two weeks ago…, and so on. I wonder what it means. I hope many people also do the same thing often.
One reason is I am in a very bad mood when I wake up. Every morning, I feel like being a vampire getting up from the coffin after one hundred years. My eyes half size, my mouth dry, and all parts of my body are too stiffening like the woodman of tin. My character becomes nastier and meaner than usual. So I don’t want to see anyone I like in two hours after getting up because they hate me.
For example, my grandmother once visited me in early morning, and now strictly avoids seeing me before nine a.m. After the incident, she was so angry and said to my mother, “Ai is not her in the morning, and I am hurt by that fact.”
Anyway, I am weak in the morning, so when I am getting on cloths in the morning, I am half unconscious plus so busy for cursing the world. I often try to wear underwear upside down, but this I notice because the size of the halls is different. But I can’t notice the inside out thing at the moment.
I guess it’s not a serious problem. People are the existence of ambiguous. We can be stupid in some way, and we can be intelligent in another way at the same time. I believe so, and I am right. I mean I have an intelligent aspect too, while wearing underwear upside down or inside out once a week.
In the same way, other people who look clever must have many different weakness or stupid tendencies. Some people sleep with open eyes (My uncle is this, and which is really scary), or others often take face wash for teeth paste or contact lens cleaner for mouse wash. It doesn’t matter where you come from or who you are, how much you are serous or fooling around. I guess, or more like, I hope so. I feel easy in this way.